these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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