I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize