Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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