420 ftw
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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