On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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