i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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