Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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