Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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