she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
The adults are the big ones right?
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