I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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