Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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