So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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