He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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