Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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