Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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