It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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