4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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