Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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