She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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