with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
4 words: hood of his car
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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