how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
