Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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