I just pynch a tree in the face
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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