I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Randomize