Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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