O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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