so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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