my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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