I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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