how can u be prego again
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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