next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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