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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
wow bdsm is so cute
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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