you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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