Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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