He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I love you. Go after that dick
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