You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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