i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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