I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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