did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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