my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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