Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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