matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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