i don't plan on having that self control this summer
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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