so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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