He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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