Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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