you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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