Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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