at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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