Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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