I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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