We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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