my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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