Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
please don't ironically join a cult
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