Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
there is puke in my bra ... again
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