I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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