Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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