I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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