it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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