yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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