dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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