I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
My vagina is very pro this idea
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
