Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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