I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I wear drunk well.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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