Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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