well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
